Signs of the Apocalypse

1. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are splitting. Aphrodite, how can you be so cruel?
2. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger plan to wed.
These two will most likely procreate the Antichrist we’ve all been warned about.
3. Ryan Lochte and Tyra were in one room at the same time. Their combined egos did not destroy each other; in fact, they melded together to create one giant, duckfaced superego.
4. This fall marks the beginning of the last seasons of 30 Rock, The Office, and Gossip Girl.
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One comment

  1. Ugh, I totally feel you about the Avril-Chad thing. I might include the heinous Kim Kardashian-Kanye West combination in there, too. Although, to be fair, I regard that as a hilarious train wreck in the making. I enjoy reading about how he tells her to ditch her ho clothes, particularly when the stuff he replaces them with isn't much better. Yay, gossip rags!

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